Dawn of the Lizards

Have you ever wondered what's really in your blood? Most people go through life having no interest in whether their veins flow from the genetics of the "Old Country." They're too preoccupied with their iPhone, Xbox, or fax machine.

Perhaps you're not like those people. Maybe you've stopped to wonder, "Why do some people look like Velociraptor?"

In his epic work of Haiku, Dawn of the Lizards, a Poetry in Haiku, underground researcher and rogue Intelligent Design scientist Angello Wellson-Noble unravels this mystery and many more. Along the way he exposes a Lizard Alien Conspiracy that spans the ages and has secretly ruled the world since the Dawn of Mankind.

Buckle up, dear reader, and do your homework.

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