Lost and Confused

Some spies have it made. They graduate top of their class, become the favoured golden boy of the top brass, and get all the toys. Jeffrey Archer is not that guy.

These are the case files of the spy that no-one loved, that graduated last in 007's class. The guy who scraped through but still landed a job. The worst jobs.

Jeffrey Archer, that other international spy, not the one you know but the other guy. The one that doesn't get the cool missions or all the gadgets. This incurable womanizer is thrown in the deep end of the Indian Ocean washing up Lost and Confused on a dangerous tropical island hideout of feared Somalian pirate, Asad Daar. A world renowned killer and kingpin.

What happens to an agent that pisses off the wrong woman? An agent that leaves a woman in alone in a hotel room, with an unpaid bill and half eaten breakfast. What happens when she gets promoted above him?

Archer pissed off the wrong woman and now his new commander, N, is out to teach him a lesson!

• He has a mission - to kill notorious Somalian Pirate Warlord, Asad Daar.
• He has no gadgets - but a pair of stunning heels and a very short skirt.
• It's big trade money at stake and he has to save the day in a little red dress.
• N is going to pay for this!

˃˃˃ The first in a series of short stories on the ridiculous missions and misadventures of Jeffrey Archer, international man of mayhem.