Food Pun Fun, # 1

I, Pepperoni Pizza, live in FoodWorldia, where everything is all food all the time.
I have created a series of Food Pun Fun jokes, based upon FoodWorldia sayings and truths.
In FoodWorldia, these sayings are as common as eating and cooking food (which is very common, BTW).
But from my many, many travels to earth, I have learned, that here, on Earth, these sayings would be quite unsusual. In fact, they would be funny! Jokes, to be exact.