Remains to be Seen

The college president is found "crucified" on a tree in the woods in Maine, and Vinnie Milano, varsity quarterback, is the prime suspect. Girls can’t leave him alone. Now he’s in trouble.  His mother was alive she’d say, “What you done now, you moron?” Or she’d say that other thing: “When he gave you this body, this face, why didn’t he give you a brain?” She turned to Uncle Dom. “How’s he gonna get in college? They let morons in college?” 

If they’ve got an arm like Vinnie’s, they do.”

And they did. Only he should have stayed away from the college president’s wife. The trouble is he's a likeable guy.