The Gods Are Out Inn

-a Deities Anonymous story-

Sometimes even the most tolerant of Goddesses can’t deal with the Gods.

After 14 billion years as the Devil Incarnate, Michelle just wants a quiet beer with her friends.

• But the Norse Goddess Freyja is on the verge of  a  nervous breakdown brought on by Odin and  his odious son Thor.
• Macbeth’s witches are in the corner chortling over a new collection of dirty tales.
• The bartender, a diminutive angel with a speed-talking disorder, has a mind of her own—which was not standard issue.

Who does Michelle have to banish to get a drink at the Gods Are Out Inn?