Have You Tried the Mountain?

Welcome to a dystopia where every office has become overmedicalized. Staff enjoy mandatory drug-induced naps, pampering by office nurses, and “emergency” servicemen who ensure the coffee gets served at ideal temperature. In this ergonomic heaven, Mundle, a new accountant used to the rugged country life, feels the scruples from his company’s sinister scheme. On the upcoming Friday, Carelife Core will launch pernicious software which will make all its rehab clients relapse into cyclic addiction. Profits will rise, and secretly, so will deaths.

Mundle must whip up a heist which will shatter the secrecy of the corporate murder machine. To save thousands of clients, he will have to escape the stultifying cubicles and slip past his overcaffeinated coworkers, Mike the bawdy geek and Angela the ravishing blond bombshell. But can one man really stop an ever-bloating system, or will Mundle become just another murderous corporate cog?

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