This Never Happened Too

The second book of short stories from the crayon of Peter Coomber. Fifty dark, off-beat, humorous short stories with a twist. If you enjoy reading Dahl or Saki then you will enjoy reading these (it's a theory, anyway).

I, Chimp - A bored zoo chimp starts to paint on his compound walls. Chin A Panda - A man. A panda. A fight. Who wins? This Never Happened, Too - Nancy Beardsley's half-blind, deaf dog succumbs to the unstoppable wheels of a road-roller, and her new pet, George, with its ravenous appetite, becomes unstoppable, too. Biscuit - Carl and Karen's dog has bitten off more than it can chew. A Lesson In Life - Alice the teacher explains the facts of life to her innocent pupils.

No animals were harmed in the making of these stories (except for the panda).