Time Watch

Jim here.

Look, I was just sitting at the pool chatting with Liz, the big titted blonde chick from England, when all of a sudden these goons pop in out of nowhere and try to blow my head off with these gigantic hand guns!  NOT COOL, MY DUDES!

The ass-clowns had wrist watches like mine, so I guess they were time travelers.  Probably want MY watch back.

NOT gonna happen, Cap'n.

I'd been using my watch to buy comic books from 1963.   But once this crap jumped off,  I knew I had to check out the future where my  watch came from.  I'd been meaning to, but I kept putting it off.  

But if they're going to send people back to KILL me... nuh UH.  Deal breaker, bitches.

When Mr. X gave me the watch, he told me the date that he'd jumped in from.  So I knew what I had to do, and where... actually, WHEN... I had to go.

But I had no idea what was waiting for me in the late 21st Century.  An alien conspiracy to destroy Earth, an army of crazy time travelers in the aliens' employ... and a gorgeous and sexy female artificial intelligence who was my only ally in the war to save Earth's future.  

No way I'm getting out of this alive...