Digital Donks

“I don’t need a password for a telly? BLOW IT, life is too complicated for me.”

Herbie’s opinion; but Dex’s view

“We should have a BIG screen in the stable, so we can watch the races and ads and any birds we fancy!!!”

The donks DIFFER –– Molly can’t abide digital radios and Fran is behind the times thinking 3D is the next buzz innovation at the cinema and Hesta is cross a 30 year old TV has to be thrown out.

Secret crackable Code!

Molly recovering from the transition from the analogue world and thrust into the digital age thinks she deserves a holiday in an old caravan that is a sage green in colour.

Are the donks a sardine in a can as Murray Sheepdog, the pigs, badgers and woodpecker share the caravan site near damsons and a lake in Cumbria, North of Lancashire.

Herbie helps make a straw hat for Gertrude Pigs hot flushes and eventually the donks and friends all slide down a rock after a sample of sticky toffee pudding, a local speciality while Herbie awaits for the Herons to return with his famous Lancashire cake so he won’t go into a decline.

Herbie is preoccupied looking for cucumbers.

Herbie is all ears listening about diluting proportions. Why does Herbie receive a jug?

The donks need a protection for their backsides to slide and choose denim with its Hungarian origins; but Octavia Pig can NOT make a frill, but Herbie is wearing a denim bowler hat and a waistcoat with big patch pockets on the left and the right.

Daph, unfortunately is NOT cutting edge and has her pants pinged.

Herbie tried to fix the storks up with denim gear and the derby has no winner as the donks and their friends have all gone haywire!!

Molly takes umbrage and falls out with Herbie and says he is a snob; but Herbie only wanted to be smart and NOT look life riff raff.

Dex ridicules vanity plates on cars saying ‘av it’, but has a tussle with Augusta, over Who’s Who in future tails.

The donks defeat the dew with a mangle aided by the Storks as Master Farmer, Bryan hates cleaning windows as did Claire’s Grandfather Bert.

This is a funny tail that teaches you not to wipe one way, then the other!!