Git-r-done

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　　Git-R-Done is chock-full of fart jokes and straight talk about America. I sat down one day and said to myself, �arry, you�e done it all. You�e got three gold records, a successful DVD, a hit TV show, a picture of Shania Twain givin?ya the finger, and most important, the high score on Frogger. What more could you possibly do??Then I started thinking about writing a book. I wanted mostly to write Git-R-Done for all those good Americans who just wanna laugh like I do.

　　Come on inside and hear me make fun of Janet Reno, Rosie O�onnell, and my fat sister, who caused a twelve-tray pileup in front of the caramel nut rolls at the country buffet. I� gonna tell you why Dick Trickle is my hero, why we need to get back to good ol?common sense, and why I prefer a picture of the Last Supper with NASCAR drivers as the disciples over just about anything.

Lord, I apologize!

　　The book will go down in history as one of America� most important events since the breakup of Aldo Nova. Even my mom liked the book -- here� what she said: �here� really not much I can say here except for I apologize to everyone ahead of time for the crap you are about to read.?Git-R-Done is just plain funny, I don� care who ya are!