Greasy Lips & Bacon Strips

＂Then Ben saw Mira, He completely dropped his bag of corn chips. ＂Hi.＂ Ben said, picking up his chips. ＂Hello.＂ replied Mira, walking slowly around Ben like a cat circling its prey...but for Ben she looked more like bacon wrapped around a chili dog. It got even more intense once Ben realized she was about to speak. Ben was sweating now; he was short of breath and didn’t know what to say. Mira was a sexy and forbidden woman of obvious great intelligence. Ben then yelled the greatest best lie he could think of: ＂My cat is going to die at 5 o’clock today!＂ Mira and the sound of her black and turquoise colored 4 inch high heels came to a halt. She turned to Ben; she licked the Kit Kat chocolate off one finger and then after a brief pause said: ＂Did you say cat... or... kitten?＂