Dad Jokes: A Collection of Cringey Crack-Ups

Q: Why is that baby still in diapers?
A: I’ll give you two reasons: number one and number two.

Congrats, Dad! Someone in your life thinks you’re hilarious. Or corny. Or hilariously corny. No matter what the occasion, dad jokes are always a terribly good idea. Take a load off, pester your people, and test the eye-rolling patience of your children, who will love to hate your new arsenal of 400+ cringe-worthy crack-ups.

• Jam packed with jokes. (Hold the jam). Hundreds of bad = good dad jokes to test around the house, at the office, and out in the world.
• Jokes for all! Classically corny puns plus one-liners and Q&As built for dads of all ages and stages.
• For you, Pop. A family-friendly gift to make any dad’s day.

Slade Wentworth is a dad-writer-cook who cracks jokes like he cracks eggs, often making a mess of both. As a father of two boys and a husband to one wife, Slade found a passion for writing parenting essays and dad jokes as soon as his firstborn first pooped in the tub. He later began sharing them on social media, building a community of involved parents and a following on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok.

A native Floridian, Slade has lived in New York and Seattle and currently resides with his family in Fort Lauderdale, Florida. He’s enjoyed a 25-year career in publishing, advertising, education, and technology. He’s currently the learning and development director for a financial technology firm, as well as the founder/content creator of The Dad Briefs LLC, a social media marketing company.