Deadpool’s Affirmations: Feel Yourself to Heal Yourself

Deadpool’s Affirmations will make you laugh, want to kick a＄＄, and wonder whether you should have asked Wolverine for advice instead.

I know what you are thinking: ＂Why would I take life advice from a mouthy merc in red spandex who treats villains like human piñatas?＂ Fair question! Here’s the thing--who better to teach you how to live than someone who PHYSICALLY CANNOT DIE? (Except a little on the inside when I see cute kittens.) I’m like a self-healing fortune cookie with katanas and a spectacular a＄＄.

And if I can find meaning in an immortal life filled with endless injury and an internal monologue that never shuts up, I can definitely help your delightfully temporary self find purpose! Also, Wolverine is busy.

Seriously though, buy this book. It has adorable illustrations of yours truly. And I have a chimichanga habit to feed.

Comedy writer Rob Kutner has won five Emmys, a Peabody, a TCA, and a Grammy writing for such shows as Conan and The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. He is the author of the satirical end-of-times bestseller Apocalypse How: Turn the End Times into the Best of Times!; The Future According to Me; the horror-comedy Snot Goblins and Other Tasteless Tales, and Look Out For The Little Guy, the in-universe memoir of Scott ＂Ant-Man＂ Lang.