Nobody Knows (The Thing That Really Matters About) Anything!

“You can read it as a book of Twainian essays or as an existential novel with Nobody! as the anti-hero!” Nobody in Algeria

“Or you can read it like the dime-store philosophy that it is!” Nobody at the Five and Dime

“Who would’ve thought to make Bohr, Godel, and Schrodinger the heroes of an existential novel? Nobody!” Nobody in Paris, Texas

“You know that a fad has ended when it’s been reduced to satire. Existentialism is dead!” Nobody in Tombstone

“Nobody! can say things that bodies can’t say!” Nobody on Boot Hill

“It’s not science humor. It’s that hot new genre fiction non-fiction!” Nobody at the School for Modern Fiction Writers

“When will Nobody! be apologizing on Oprah?” Nobody in Chicago

“Nobody! puts the fiction back on the science shelf where it belongs!” Nobody at Fiction Science Magazine