Kali on a Rampage

In his youth, he took soil home from Dudleytown, Connecticut and was scolded by Mrs. Warren. As a man, he traveled abroad and walked the Killing Fields of Cambodia and the grounds of Auschwitz, Poland. At a Luxor temple in Egypt, he was shown the remnants of an al Qaeda terror attack. Bullet holes from AK-47s marred the ancient stones. Recently, Mr. Cervo was told by clairvoyant mediums that he is being infected by a hoard of raging entities dwelling in his dirt cellar.