The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said 2014 Calendar

Yes, they really said that. Politicians, perhaps a bit too truthful (“There are a lot of things we do that are irrelevant, but that’s what the Senate is for,” Senator Alan Simpson). Ineffective supermarket promotions (“Buy 3, Get 0 Free”). What not to put on a resume (I would like to work for a company that is very lax when it comes to tardiness)—all more jaw-droppingly dumb than ever. It’s a moment of glorious stupidity for every day.