When youthful graduate rookie journalist Milad Brown meets erotic novelist and publishing sensation Pandora Poste, he is blown off the course of his previously contented life. Sharing a scruffy flat with his mate Sparky in a quiet Sussex town, he loves everything about his life - his gang of mates, his football, his first job on the local newspaper, his local pub, and his family. Relatively unworldly, girls are no immediate priority for Milad...until he is sent to interview Pandora. Sucked into her media and publishing entourage, Milad is twice contractually engaged. There is a contract of employment and a contract to submit - and they are not so subtly inter-linked. Embracing both with gusto and the pink secrets that Pandora keeps hidden from public view, Milad sets out on an emotional and painful voyage.