An immigrant girl is tutored to inherit a vast fortune, becomes a psychologist, and after treating a much younger, but depressed veteran with PTSD-marries him and fakes her own death. She leaves billions to him-but he doesn’t want the money and uses the fortune to surf, smoke weed, and search for his true love and the cure for male stupidity-starting with his own. He reluctantly accepts help from a global cult of murderous telepathic women.