I Lost My Butt

When a boy wakes up without a butt, he has no clue what to do,

Then he figures out the most clever idea in the entire world,

Time to blast off on a BUTT HUNT!

But he can’t go alone, so he gathers the whole neighborhood together.

But where could his butt be? In a haunted house? Up a tree? On the moon?

Or someplace closer to home?

This is one mystery that’s far too funny to crack. If you liked I NEED A NEW BUTT then I LOST MY BUTT is guaranteed to be the most fun you’ll ever have without a butt!