Sorry for What I Did in Your Dream: And 101 Other Tear-Out Apologies to My Wife

You’re wrong again. Just admit it.

Whether you had the nerve to use the good towels, you breathed too loudly at breakfast, or you cheated on her in her dream, your wife is not amused. The 102 prewritten, tear-out apologies in Sorry for What I Did in Your Dream make it possible to get back on her good side fast, saving you from deep talks about feelings where you’re not allowed to yawn or check your phone. Next time you trigger her with your loud chewing or that head cold you’ve had for way too long, just hang your head and let the regret-filled notes in this book take care of the rest!

Any well-meaning husband who has mistakenly incurred the wrath of a spouse will appreciate this delightfully freeing collection.

Joe Hopper is a guy whose wife does not find him very funny. Fortunately, other people do. His hobbies include leaving kitchen cabinet doors open, failing to signal when he changes lanes, and positioning his body so he’s always a little bit in the way.