What Does the Early Worm Get?

Buy this story, because it is fun. (:

Welcome to the lowbrow short story revolution.

Carry Lada's What Does the Early Worm Get?: (Short Fiction: approximately 2300 words)

Warning: This is intended for a mature audience. This story contains many slang words that may offend delicate ears.

Immerse your imagination into this silly story that will tickle your funny bone.

Quick, yummy, and probably not too good for you.

A worm, an aunt, a secret romance, a revolving door of boyfriends, and a very ugly social stigma.

What does this all mean?

Grab some nacho chips and relax. There is some cheesy fun waiting inside.

Less than the price of a bacon double cheeseburger and just as yummy. Also zero calories.

Four out of five pretentious people roll their eyes at my story.

A quick fix. The fast food equivalent of storytelling. (No MSG Added)

Lowbrow loveliness at its finest.

Enjoy this worm's love affair.