Aye, that’ll be choclit

Am fae Glesga (I’m from Glasgow) so talking and understanding Glaswegian is the easiest thing in the world for me even though I’ve not stayed in Glasgow for over thirty years. Understanding the Glaswegian accent and reading Glaswegian isn’t easy. Especially if you are an alien, foreigner or one of they English. All the conversation parts in my stories are in Glaswegian. I hope by the time you’ve worked your way through them you’ll at least be able to understand Glaswegian. Maybe even speak like a Glaswegian. Now isn’t that quite a scary thought. My friend Mechie has read my stories and understands them and she’s English. But don’t hold that against her. More of Mechie later. Like a lot of Glaswegians I know, I swear. It’s just part of my language and not meant to upset or offend anyone. I am also sarcastic and quick witted, I fucking am. Shite I’ve started swearing already. I hope you enjoy my wee stories. If you’re a Glaswegian I hope they bring back some happy memories.