Yer Main Ingerland Man

When Chas goes to see Santa Claus to ask him why he has taken back all the presents from every house worldwide, he is surprised to find that he is offered the dream job of Ingerland national football team manager, in answer to his drunken, postal request.
He returns home to a hero's welcome as all the presents are miraculously returned, but learns to his dismay, that the internal politics of human survival never change.