Cigarette Glamour: Add A Hazy Veil To Your Allure!

In the break room at work, do men ignore you or ask you to fetch their coffee like you were a cocker spaniel? Are you worried about becoming a doddering spinster, watching reruns of Bonanza and wondering why Adam left the Ponderosa?

In her landmark book, Cigarette Glamour: Add A Hazy Veil To Your Allure!, outspoken Atlanta society doyenne Constance Fontanne reveals a simple yet painful secret every modern gal needs to hear: what is known is often ignored. To surmount the commonplace life of the woe-is-me-zer, women must add mystery to their delicate facades. Her prescription: the hazy veil of Cigarette Glamour!

Based on years of rigorous research at her country club, Miss Fontanne shares examples of glamorous women who became more fascinating once they lit a token of allure. Women like Audrey Hepburn, Jackie Onassis, and personal friend Geraldine “Binx” Beachum who rescued her husband from the jungles of South America after a native insurrection due to a cable TV outage. Or, Fitzi Fitzroger, her roommate from finishing school, who used Cigarette Glamour as a launching pad to a career in extreme bull riding.

All the secrets of Cigarette Glamour are here and once you discover them, your Object of Desire will raise the white flag to your charms, and you can write the terms of sweet surrender!