Best Joke Book: Volume Two

The second Best Joke Book contains hundreds more fantastically funny jokes, plain and ribald … culled from a joke-bank that has taken half a lifetime to assemble. Most of the jokes are a quarter to half a page long. They are interleaved with a wide selection of shorter jokes and one-liners ... such as ' Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue' and ' My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying' ... ideal attention grabbers in a pub or at a late night get-together. A word of caution, however: some of these jokes are extremely funny and you could be knocked out just by reading them … remember, though, if you wake up breathing, you’ll have been given another chance.