The Lavender Menace

I wondered why I'd bothered going to this Women's Studies conference except that it certainly was a gathering place for my kind, the once referred to lesbians as the lavender menace. Here we all were. I really didn't expect to meet anyone. These were all academics. I was a retired librarian who once owned a lesbian publishing company. So what was I doing here? And then she came and sat down next to me.... f/f sex