Christmas Stories: or What Christmas Means to Me

What Christmas Means to Me: Nine stories and Three Essays
The Christmas Season – Why don’t we value Grinch and Scrooge for themselves instead of the presents they bring? A lighthearted look at materialism and the media.
The Christmas Tree Embargo – What if Canada cut off trees to the United States? Follow the chaos and delight that comes about as a result of the Christmas tree embargo.
Burning Richard – For some, Christmas is a time of rare opportunity. Cindy has been planning for her holiday season for years, and if everything goes right, her life will completely change with the new year.
A Gamer’s Christmas – Evan had the season wrapped up in his own dreams of giving, but when a present drops into his lap he realizes how paltry his dreams had been.
The Goods on Christmas – The story of a Christmas in-law visit gone horribly wrong in the breathless voice of the late Dr. Hunter S. Thompson. This is as much a treatise on North American Christmas celebrations as it is a story about a particularly cold mother-in-law matched only by the frigidity of the northern winter.
Giving in the Holiday Season – A plea from that most endangered species, the penniless professor. A tongue and cheek look at contract work in the paper mines.
The Crèche Artist – Dianne’s favourite season is Christmas and her favourite task building crèches. Perhaps that’s why she is horrified to learn that someone is subtly vandalizing her work to make a strangely significant statement.
They’re Dreaming of a Non-White Christmas – What if Aboriginal people woke up on Christmas morning with the greatest present of all? A story as much about our history as it is about our present.
Alone for the Holidays – Being alone at the most family of seasons is bad enough for most people, but for Ben, who sought solitude all of the year, Christmas had always been a nightmare of cheer and good will. This year would be different.
What Did Santa Bring Me this Year? – A meditation on materialism as much as it is about invisible gods, this polemic explores the connections between one fanciful story and another.
Christmas is Totally Ruined – When a girl loses her brother on Christmas, her reaction is anything but in tune with the season.
The Best Present Ever – When Frank wants to give his remote daughter the best Christmas he can, he labours for days just to see his daughter’s face light up as she sees the best present ever.