Marilyn and John Walker are members of that highly desirable demographic: retired, healthy, active and ready to leave home for adventures. In the spring of 2015, we visited England, Wales and Scotland for six weeks, traveling by train and motor coach and bus and bicycle. We were assisted by strangers when we were lost or puzzled. We saw historical sights we've read about in novels. We admired history museums and art galleries, modern and ancient architecture and scenic ruins. We had wonderful weather and drenching rain. We took lots of pictures but no selfies. This narrative is entirely personal, with no politics or viewpoint or uplifting message. It's just for fun.