In the Tilly and Elmer FlashbackX series, our favorite sexagenarians describe, in sometimes hilarious and sometimes scandalous detail, their slow motion coming of age in the Midwest in the early sixties. From their clumsy first date to the first time they go “all the way” (on the second try), you’ll gasp at Elmer’s inexperience, smile at Tilly’s (real or faked?) innocence, and perhaps shed a tear of recognition at the blundering beauty of their first time.
After over a year of hands on practice in foreplay, our lovers can’t hold off any longer; it’s time to say a grateful goodbye to their precious virginity and find out what real sex is all about. The only problem is where to find a warm, reasonably comfortable, and very private place to celebrate their first coupling. Finally, an opportunity arises and Elmer and Tilly are ready to seize the day!
“December 9, 1962
On a Saturday a couple of weeks before Christmas, Elmer drove out to Tilly’s house a few miles out of town to pick her up, presumably to go to a movie and hang around at the local diner in town. As Tilly’s mom opened the door, she wondered why Elmer was wearing an unusually heavy application of Old Spice aftershave lotion. For her part, Tilly noticed that Elmer was grinning more than usual, and didn’t seem to want to engage in his usual friendly banter with her mother.
As soon as they were out of earshot, Tilly said, ”I see you’re grinning like you know something I probably want to know too.“
If all goes according to my carefully crafted plan, your virginity will get lost somewhere before you come back home!” giggled Elmer, barely able to contain his enthusiasm.
“Oh no, Elmer, not my precious virginity!” said Tilly with mock seriousness. Then she turned to real seriousness. “You’re making my panties wet, and I haven’t even heard the plan yet!”
They got into Elmer’s truck, and on the way to town, he revealed the plot.“
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