Never Put Your Hand in a Crocodile's Jaws (and Other Useful Advice)

An anthology of daft rhymes for children of all ages (8 years upward will appreciate most of them). Meet the Budgie with no beak, a vegetarian dragon, and a philosophical koala bear. Learn from the fates of the Avaricious Aardvark and the Belligerent Baboon. Join Rosemary in her search for the Querulous Cat. What really happened between Red Riding Hood and the wolf? Do you know what yetis or tortoises dream about? Did you know that yak are big tea drinkers?
33 poems of varying length, with more than a nod to Belloc and Dahl, most of which aren't to be taken too seriously.