I'm Almost Out of Cha: Woody Paige's Chalkboard Tales

Before there was Facebook, before there was Twitter, there was Woody Paige's chalkboard! Compiled here are almost 2,000 of Woody's favorite chalkboard quotes. Some are witty, some are witless, all are under 140 characters.

I'm Almost Out of Cha: Woody Paige's Chalkboard Tales is the culmination of over 12 years of Woody's appearances on Around the Horn, and includes behind the scenes stories of what it's like working as a sports journalist.

Woody Paige is a sportswriter for The Denver Post and a regular on ESPN's Around the Horn. He has received over 100 media awards, and written 7 previous books. He is a member of the Pro Football Hall of Fame Selection Committee and is a Baseball Hall of Fame and ESPY Award voter, and has attended over 10,000 sporting events in his 30 plus year career. He is quick to tell you that the real star is the chalkboard.