Zem The Mystifying Oracle Book

NOTE: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO READ THIS BOOK STRAIGHT THROUGH. IF YOU DO, IT WILL NOT MAKE ANY SENSE.
This book is an ＂oracle,＂ a book that can give you information regarding that which has been, that which is, and that which IS TO BE.
Just ask a ＂yes or no＂ question, concentrate, and then open the book at random. If the spirit is with you, it will give you an answer. You can ask many questions, and begin to talk to this strange book.
Such a book has surely never existed before. You will have many happy hours of conversation with this book, consulting it on many issues and topics.
BUT BE FOREWARNED, the answers you get can be deadly accurate, so make sure the question you ask is something you really, truly wish to know.
Have a happy and fun time consulting Zem, The Mystifying Oracle!