The World's Funniest Raunchy Bathroom Graffiti

"The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti" series is being made into a movie and maybe a TV series.
You're invited to read all volumes of "The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti".
This volume concentrates on more disgusting (but funny) bathroom graffiti.
Samples from the book are below.
1. My husband’s scrotum’s been swollen for the last few days but I’m keeping a eye on it.
2. What if they gave an orgy and nobody came?
3. What’s the best thing a woman can get out of a penis — the wrinkles!
4. Jesus took it on the palm
5. Count Dracula, your bloody Mary is ready
6. Stop screwing around, support your local brothel!