Professor Pickle and the Omicron Affair is an eclectic, humorous collection of unusual musings, essays and dissertations related to mathematics, math ed, math philosophy and sundry corners of mathematics, written by a professional mathematician and well-known textbook author who has taught university mathematics for over 50 years. The book is intended to educate and install new insights about mathematics to anyone blessed with a curious mind, young or old, regardless of their math background, and whether they love, hate or are indifferent towards the Queen of the Sciences. You will come away from this book thinking about the iconic Pringle's potato chip slogan, "Bet you can't eat just one."