Earth Seven

What if Earth is in contact quarantine because we're dangerous?

Discover a universe after we finally conquer the urge to blow up everything.
But even a universe at peace is still a very dangerous place.

First year historian Koven Modi is a slacker and a coward. Not even a famous mentor can keep him safe on his next mission. Earth Seven has a medieval civilization and war between the cults is constant. Koven is sent to investigate the use of comms technology on this primitive planet.

Years ago Allor found a crashed spaceship on Earth Seven. Now he is on the cusp of uniting the planet under his rule. Allor heals the sick with alien technology. He travels across the sky as if by magic. His mother tells everyone that he is a god and has created a religion to worship him. Mother of god, she likes the sound of that.
 

Two men that should be friends are on a collision course. Can Earth Seven survive them?

Get Earth Seven now before your planet self-destructs.
(currently a 63.82% probability)

Words your mother won't like? Definitely.
Imaginary Sex? Of course.
Satirical Viewpoints? Overwhelmingly