Mortuis Luna

The End Is Near...(er)

Things go from bad to worse very quickly at the University of Centrum Kath. When a desperate idea backfires and results in the largest unrest since the Choso Insurrection, can even Professor Wingut save us this time? Or is he too old and too fat? Will panic spread across the galaxies? Will Professor Klept and his dog be found before a galactic car crash?

Welcome to Aphroditto, the largest virtual reality pleasure center in existence. It's wildly popular and discrete. Once you leave Apphroditto, its like you were never here. Problem is some customers don't remember their time in the Puppy Room. And they certainly don't remember doing that! Bad puppy. Something is going very wrong and very much according to plan.

This time Koven Modi has a simple mission. Deliver a guitar to a delinquent kid to help them become a musical phenomenon. But its on Infelos Neso, a planet known for two things: orange toxic air and Aphroditto. Oh dear. And Tanit still won't answer any of his numerous messages. Can Koven overcome himself enough to win her back? Can the Jackson Five help him? 

What about Rusa? She is beginning to understand her self-awareness. The border between code and consciousness is fading for her. Can Koven really believe that an android misses him? Do her calculations equate to human emotions? Is Koven packed with prejudices from a viewpoint he has never challenged, his species dominant assumptions?

From inside the Great Void, the first battered spaceship re-emerges. What in the heck does that mean?

The University of Centrum Kath loves you. 
XOXOXO

Book Two, double the satire.

Calcus Majoris indicates there is a 63.82% probability that your planet, Earth Five, will self-destruct soon.

If you haven't blown up yet, then please read Mortuis Luna and see how it all goes wrong. It will make an entertaining story while you get things in order for your coming demise. It might even cheer you up a little. I believe that a fireball can be quite beautiful close up. You should try to think of other positive outcomes. 

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