How to Be a Vampire

Life was pretty average for Andrew. Until one morning, Andrew woke up undead. First, there were bite marks on his neck. Then he tried to eat garlic--that didn't work out so well. And now he's got this weird urge to sleep upside down... Andrew's kind of excited about being a vampire. He'll get to fly, stay up all night and totally scare his sister. But then he meets his vampire teacher. And realizes that being a vampire isn't as all it's cracked up to be...