The Sound of One Team Sucking: Mindful Meditations for Recovering Leafs Fans

A hilarious self-help book for recovering Leafs fans everywhere.

What is the sound of one team sucking? We Leafs fans have all heard it from our team. It starts a month or so after the home opener as an almost imperceptible hum, and builds intensity with each defeat until it’s throbbing through our heads — an internalized shriek like the noise a star might make if you ripped its heart out with your bare hands. And then it subsides after we’re eliminated, until next season. It’s a terrible cycle, and one Leafs fans have had to suffer through without mediation or guidance. Until now.

The Sound of One Team Sucking is designed to help we long-suffering fans, we who have stuck with the Leafs through the thin and thinner. Written by a self-proclaimed Leafs addict and demotivational guru, it is a hilarious and strangely insightful meditation on the futility of Leafs fandom … and a self-help book for recovering Leafs fans everywhere.