Cats, Dogs, Ninjas and Fire-Hydrants. Twitter-Sized Jokes, Oneliners, Punchlines and Observations. With a Foreword by a Random Dude who wanted $10 for it but settled on $5 and a Taco.

My Cat told me on many an occasion "You are funny". At first I thought he was being sarcastic but then I realized he might actually mean it. I hope. At any rate I decided to record the jokes, one-liners and observations that I come up with. It took some doing and I had to learn how to write (spelling is next on the agenda) but here is volume 1 of "Cats, Dogs, Ninjas and Fire-Hydrants. Twitter-Sized Jokes, Oneliners, Punchlines and Observations." I sincerely hope that you enjoy it. If you smile at least once while reading this book, I would be very happy. It would make me downright ecstatic if you can drop me a line. Look me up on Twitter. Cheers and stay frosty!