The Blind Philosopher and the God of Small Things

A collection of verse full of weak puns and jokes, loosely related by two men with long white beards, including 'Just Another Day in Paradise','Simply Saving Silences',and 'Twenty Things Worth Knowing, Including Some that Aren't'.
Pausing along the way only to consider Why don’t sheep shrink in the rain? What was best before sliced bread? and Could I dig half a hole instead?