The Dragon and the (Virgin) Princess

Scorches-Stone has a problem: he’s a dragon without a virgin princess (an important status symbol in dragon culture). He learns that virgin princesses come from castles, and that there are several different kinds. But when he finally captures one of the kinds that come in full armor and call themselves “nights,” he finds that his new acquisition isn’t nearly as beautiful as it should be. No problem, though; as a dragon, he can make the necessary changes.

“The Dragon and the Virgin Princess” is humorous erotica that probably isn’t suitable for anyone.