Elf Princess on Mars

THIS IS THE GENERAL AUDIENCES EDITION OF THIS BOOK.

The last time she went out on a date, Faye nearly got sacrificed to a dragon. And this weekend ... Well, maybe it’s not quite as bad as that, but when an elf girl’s looking for her first-ever lay, she does not expect to wind up stark naked on Mars. Before you can say “really unlucky in love,” our poor heroine is being trussed up by albino Therns and almost skewered by green, four-armed Tharks. It’s almost enough to make a girl want to stay a virgin forever! On the other hand, Mars does have that handsome warrior from some far-off place called Earth...

“Elf Princess on Mars” is a light-hearted sci-fi/fantasy mash-up with an erotic touch. As a bonus, the e-book includes the full, original text of Edgar Rice Burroughs’ “A Princess of Mars,” with all-new character illustrations of John Carter, Dejah Thoris, and Tars Tarkas.

“Elf Princess on Mars” is available in both a general audiences edition and a special, fully illustrated, Elf Erotica Edition, which features not only uncensored in-text illustrations, but also an expanded gallery of outtakes and sketches.