Fifty Shades Nastier An Intensely Funny Parody: That No Respectable Person Should Read

Lardyard Hampoon is a disgusting layabout who has been a repulsive plague upon his family for numerous decades. No good has ever come from him. He seldom showers, often farts, and never lifts a finger (except to press the TV remote). There is a good chance he is permanently fused to his couch.