This thing is different than anything else. It’s so expertly vacuolated! It enables me, somehow, to create-to hang my own literary entrails on the skeleton of elemental form. By camouflaging its native interior light, it somehow unveils my own. "Weird." -Shauna Reaves (high school English teacher) "We sit around at night with Hood Cooper and a stop-watch, and see who can read it the longest without bustin’ up." -Mike Brewster (mechanic) "My friends say I’m lying when I tell them I get it. Plus, my parents leave me alone now." -Trevor Langley (seventh-grader) "Before reading Hood Cooper; An Urban Tale, I was diagnosed as being clinically neurotic. Reading Hood Cooper did not relieve my neurosis. It did, however, seem to "coat" it in a kind of paranoiac psychosis." -Skeeter McCoy (meter reader) "I like this book. It reminds me of .... my sofa." -Willa-Jean (housewife)