Tortuga!

I’ve led a variegated life. How variegated? You don’t want to know. I’m in my early sixties, although to be honest, I’m not ’into’ my early sixties. My life has contentedly settled. In short: it’s boring boring boring. All I do is write write write then edit edit edit. For excitement I often visit my bathroom. Why? Because my prostate prostrates me (try saying ’prostate prostrates’ 5X fast).