Chumped Collection

"Every hour, you get a bag. In the bag, you find a job you gotta do and the tools you need to do it. You don't do the job? You die. You snitch? You die. You get locked up? You die. Capisce?" 

What did Percy Winkler do to deserve this? 

He graduated from law school. 

Percy wants to be a lawyer. He just needs to pass the bar exam. Neither his bullying boss nor his extortionist mama will give him the time and tools he needs to pass. As a result, he fails the exam every time he takes it. Exasperated by Percy's repeated failures, his best friend secretly enlists Percy in a crash study course run by criminals. Percy is kidnapped and partnered with other dimwits who are forced to learn the law by breaking it. Forget about Percy's dream for legal gloriousness. If he fails this time, he will cease to persist.  

The Chumped Collection includes all three volumes of the Chumped series: The Jerked Law Clerk, Beatings in Progress, and Cease to Persist.