Luscious Melchus: Enter Medusa

What is best in life for Melchus? Crushing his bean bag chair, watching a television before him, and hearing the lamentations of donuts. Preferably, all three at the same time. 

Unfortunately, Melchus hasn't been able to enjoy any of those pleasures since his god-like powers of lusciousness emerged. He's shanghaied by an unrepentant hustler named Dame Rong who demands restitution by prostitution. Her client? A mythological she-beast. Will Melchus be a date for the night or a sacrifice for all eternity? 

Have at thee, mortals. The adventures of LUSCIOUS MELCHUS are upon us!