365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar 2025: A Daily Dose of Ignorance, Political Doublespeak, Jaw-Dropping Stupidity, and More

Baffling gaffes and fantastic fumbles
Yup, they really said that! This daily dose of absurdly asinine articulations will have you truly SMH and ROTFL. Truth-challenged politicians (＂I never claimed to be Jewish. I said I was ’Jew-ish.’＂ --Rep. George Santos). Pointless 911 calls (＂How do I delete a voice mail from my phone?＂). What not to say in court (＂When we robbed that gas station, was I there?＂ --defendant, acting as his own defense attorney, questioning his codefendant). Plus, the dumbest questions asked of Disney employees (＂Is Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?＂) and hilarious headlines (KNIFE CRIME SOARS TO RECORD LEVEL AS POLICE CHIEFS BLAME CUTS--Daily Telegraph headline).

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Ross Petras is an author and quote connoisseur who, along with his sister, Kathryn Petras, has published numerous quote collections including Age Doesn’tMatter Unless You’re a Cheese. The Petras’s calendar, The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said, has sold over 4.6 million copies. Ross lives with his family in Toronto.