Wititudes 2026 Wall Calendar: Calories? You Mean Delicious Points

This funny, vibrant wall calendar pairs campy, mid-century art images of people with cynical remarks that are sure to make you smile.

From the creator of the popular Wititudes social media accounts, the calendar showcases monthly spreads centered around seasonal or comical themes. Each month features four retro images paired with one-liners jokes.

Features include:

• 12＂ x 12＂ (12＂ x 24＂ open)
• Cover design eliminates need for plastic packaging
• Printed on FSC(R) certified paper with soy-based ink
• Planning spread for September-December 2025
• Spans January-December 2026
• Generous grid space for notes, appointments, and reminders
• Official major world holidays and observances
• Moon phases, based on Universal Time
• Four illustrations coupled with hilarious themes featured each month

Wititudes is an Internet favorite source for witty quips and snappy snark with a retro art style. The Wititudes Facebook page, free ecard website, and Instagram account amuses millions with its sarcastic jokes and vintage caricatures.