Butts on Things 2026 Day-To-Day Calendar

Butts on Things turns mundane objects into something comical and memorable, injecting humor (and a bit of absurdity) into your day. I mean, have you ever seen a sandwich with a butt?

Prepare to, quite literally, LMAO. Featuring a mix of full color illustrations and black and white sketches from uber-talented artist Brian Cook, each page of the Butts on Things 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar will crack you up-no ifs, ands, or butts about it.

Features include:

• Page size: 5.354＂ x 4.488＂
• No single-use plastic
• Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display
• Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink
• Full-color tear-off pages
• Back of pages are blank for notes or shopping lists
• Day/Date reference on each page
• Combined weekend pages
• Official major world holidays and observances
• Each page features a hilariously immature illustration of a butt on a thing

Brian Cook is a one-headed, two-armed illustrator that resides in Portland, OR. He is the author and illustrator of Beware the Haunted Legs and the creator of Teeny Press. He has worked internationally on a wide range of illustration projects. His art can be seen in comics, on gig posters, t-shirts, and company logos. Notable clients include Capitol Records, Warner Brothers Records, Facebook, Target, Kelloggs, Nike, Threadless, Woot, and his uncle Doug.

He was raised in Michigan on a healthy dose of cartoons, comics, cereal, and Oreos.